i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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