maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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