I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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