only if we run a train.
done.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
