What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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