Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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