Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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