i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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