Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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