I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
