"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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