i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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