Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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