I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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