you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Why are your pants in the freezer?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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