What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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