I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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