Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
