if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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