when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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