Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
mondays should just be called national damage control day
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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