I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he fucked my hip out of place.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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