god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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