I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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