I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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