u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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