Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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