I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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