He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Randomize