nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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