We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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