so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
God, I missed his penis.
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