Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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