Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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