think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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