Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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