I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar