Are we in a gay sports bar?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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