Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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