I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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