I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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