thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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