You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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