i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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