i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If its not for food we ain't going out.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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