I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize