Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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