google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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