Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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