it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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