office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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