She announced her abortion via fbk
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The ass gains better be worth it
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