it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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