No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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