whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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